25, pup, queer male, artist/musician, NYC.
by pseudo satirical do you mean ‘not actually satirical at all’. i encourage you to express all your unironic enthusiasm for delicious food.
U B THE JUDGE:
your second tweet is a birb. A++ yes good
I DID THAT EXPLICITLY FOR YOU <3 <3 <3
I now have a pseudo-satirical Twitter account called Caesar’s teasers in which I post photos involving my local Little Caesars and my addiction to pizza. Whoop.
Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying
Also I have no real photos of me straight on from Dore, so here was my outfit and a smile.
Best outfit in a long time: partial mesh (only the top 1/3) jersey shirt, baggy leather look topman shorts, boot socks from Mr. S, Adidas shoes, hat, glasses etc.
Tourists were like “are you also from Germany” and people south of market were like “…I get you, bro.”